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Her big day speech left ‘em speechless.
There’s nearly nothing sweeter than a sweetheart declaring her undying devotion to the groom at a wedding — unless, of course, the lady professing her love isn’t the bride.
“I let this crazy woman attend my wedding and she crashed out,” newlywed Dan Freed wrote in the closed-captions of a startling scene from his nightmarish nuptials.
Eye-popping footage of the reception ruckus, which pulled in nearly 600,000 TikTok views, features an unnamed dame shamelessly fawning over Freed in front of his new wife and well-wishers before spiraling into an emotionally charged tirade.
But social media skeptics can’t seem to decide whether the gal, who Freed has deemed a “stalker,” is a legit wedding crasher or simply a paid actor, hired to shake things up at the shindig.
“You are the luckiest woman in the world,” began the blonde in her speech. “Dan is such a great guy. He’s got everything a woman could ever want.”
“He’s kind, generous, successful, gorgeous. He’s got an incredible body,” she continued to the laughing crowd before ripping the microphone off its stand and announcing, “I’m just going to speak from the heart.”
That’s when the vibes switched from cutesy to kooky.
“I would do anything to be you, Carolyn,” the showstopper said to the bride as onlookers nervously chuckled.
“No really, I would,” she asserted angrily, “because, Dan, you never even gave us a chance, you never even gave us a chance.”
“I’m the one who taught you to make crab cakes,” ranted the distressed damsel, while the once-giggling faces of the onlookers turned stone-cold in shock.
Freed jumped out of his seat and wrested the mic out of the woman’s hands.
“What does she have that I don’t?,” she screamed. “I’m Asian, too. I can dye my hair black.”
A handful of horrified folks online called the disastrous display “crazy,” and offered Freed and his new wife sympathy and support.
“Block her number in his phone and everywhere on social media, cuz she ain’t gonna leave him alone everrrrrr,” advised a concerned commenter.
“Men and women cannot be strictly platonic friends. Especially not when you are in a committed relationship. Only exception is if she’s also in a relationship and you are only together as couples. Even then… caution,” wrote another.
“I kinda feel bad for her, mostly because everyone was laughing probably thinking it was a joke at first,” a bleeding heart chimed.
Freed responded saying, “It was very awkward. I think the laughs turned to anger really fast.”
Still, some not-so-easily fooled cynics seem to be convinced that the meltdown was nothing more than an afterparty prank.
“Dan this can’t be real why was she invited if it was?,” questioned an audience member.
“Are we sure this isn’t just a wedding of improv actors and their closest friends because this is so good,” another said.
“Great set!,” joked a doubter. “Weddings are overrated, so I’m glad yours had entertainment.”
“Please let this be staged,” a separate viewer prayed, prompting Freed to answer, writing, “Who would be crazy enough to destroy their own wedding.”
And he’s right. Wild wedding speeches can upend perfectly pleasant unions.
Desiree White, a recent bride, was swept off of her feet, when the best man confessed his love in a toast at her special soirée.
Rachel, another newly hitched heartbreaker, from Oklahoma, was publicly outed for cozying up to her groom while she was still in a relationship with his best friend, Dylan, who was also the best man.
“I just noticed the connection they had,” said Dylan in his shocking address to Rachel’s 150 wedding guests. “The laughs they shared together, the way they looked at each other.”
“And you would think it sounds really romantic, but the only problem was I was dating Rachel at the time.”
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